Obsessed? Maybe.

jobhaver:

redgrieve:

Why is being told that Marilyn Manson removed his lower two ribs so he could suck his own dick in middle school like a common thing why is that an experience every American child goes through i just don’t

federal mandates on standardized testing necessitate that all children nationally be taught certain curriculum at particular grade levels

memewhore:

oscar worthy

This is so subtle yet one of the funniest reactions I’ve ever seen

I sure do feel off today. Sighs.

17000dollars:

For 17,000 dollars, 1,134 people could preorder Funko Pop Vinyl’s dancing baby Groot, shipping included. [x]

17000dollars:

For 17,000 dollars, 1,134 people could preorder Funko Pop Vinyl’s dancing baby Groot, shipping included. [x]

clientsfromhell:

Client: My fiancé and I are unhappy with the engagement photos you sent us.

Me: What’s wrong with them?

Client: We’re wearing sweat pants in them!

Me: But that’s what you wore to the shoot. I asked you on the day if you wanted to change into something more appropriate and you said no.

tssfxx:

helllotittys:

have—not:

i love this photo because at first you think that she was going to get married but instead her husband to be left her, or something like that. but actually its quite the opposite. i clicked on the source and it brought me to an article explaining the story behind this photo, and shes not crying, shes hungover. her and her husband went to a football game on their wedding day, and got extremely drunk and partied all night. they took the subway home because they couldn’t drive. so no, its not a sad heartbreaking story, its a crazy joyful one. which in my opinion makes the picture even more amazing.


CAN PEOPLE PLEASE REBLOG THE PIC WITH THIS CAPTION^ AND NOT THE ONE WHERE EVERYONE IS SAD AND ARE LIKE “POOR GIRL GOD BLESS”

tssfxx:

helllotittys:

have—not:

i love this photo because at first you think that she was going to get married but instead her husband to be left her, or something like that. but actually its quite the opposite. i clicked on the source and it brought me to an article explaining the story behind this photo, and shes not crying, shes hungover. her and her husband went to a football game on their wedding day, and got extremely drunk and partied all night. they took the subway home because they couldn’t drive. so no, its not a sad heartbreaking story, its a crazy joyful one. which in my opinion makes the picture even more amazing.

CAN PEOPLE PLEASE REBLOG THE PIC WITH THIS CAPTION^ AND NOT THE ONE WHERE EVERYONE IS SAD AND ARE LIKE “POOR GIRL GOD BLESS”

da5thbeatle:

blissvibez:

albea-man:

lovetoamonster:

tattedgodd21:

tequilaandtiramisu:

freshmouthgoddess:

foxxxynegrodamus:

beyoncesupremacy:

nedahoyin:

90sdefect:

If I was dude, I was bussing on demand and wouldn’t have given a single fuck.

Look at his face.. He got at LEAST one nut..

He found God

how is he not dead ?

Perhaps, my favorite gif set on tumblr.

u kno he busted all kinds of nuts

I’m dying omgg

Bruh.😯

she had to be singing do you mind..

Lucky guy

pomfcat:

dualchainz:

THIS DOG

Such polite barks